tatooedgumchewingfreak asked: Is it weird that people confess their love to you in the cracked comment section pretty frequently?
It’s not weird only because it’s always sandwiched between people telling me how much they hate me or how bald I’m getting. The compliments are like chocolate-covered pretzels, except instead of chocolate the pretzels are covered in poison, and also the pretzels are pretty flimsy because, like, you don’t even KNOW me, pretzel, how could you be in love? You’re a silly pretzel and you’re coated with poison, get out of here.
Never has shooting down the fangirls/boys been more endearing. Shooting down anons who profess to love you probably shouldn’t be done in a way they could find adorable.
(I’ll probably get a bunch of Supernatural fans disagreeing with me, but I don’t watch Supernatural.)