Sunday, March 30, 2014
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized
i was at Claire’s
it was just a pen

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

Friday, March 28, 2014
tchemgrrl:

kwmurphy:

Yes, Rifftrax is coming to the National Geographic Channel, one night, Tuesday April 1. We shall put clown noses on animals and explorers (figuratively). Gristly white men in Cabelas hats will be chuckled at. Arthropods will be ridiculed. Marsupials will be called to account. Resemblances to Nick Nolte will be recognized. Talking heads will cause us agony. It will be three hours of fun.
We are proud to be on the same network at Neil deGrasse Tyson and “Cosmos.” And now we must BURY HIM in the ratings.  
…I kind of doubt we will, but come join us anyway. I mean when was the last time there was any April Fools’ based programming on a network?  

Awesome. People with cable, go watch it for me, won’t you? Hope it’s available for download at some point!

tchemgrrl:

kwmurphy:

Yes, Rifftrax is coming to the National Geographic Channel, one night, Tuesday April 1. We shall put clown noses on animals and explorers (figuratively). Gristly white men in Cabelas hats will be chuckled at. Arthropods will be ridiculed. Marsupials will be called to account. Resemblances to Nick Nolte will be recognized. Talking heads will cause us agony. It will be three hours of fun.

We are proud to be on the same network at Neil deGrasse Tyson and “Cosmos.” And now we must BURY HIM in the ratings.  

…I kind of doubt we will, but come join us anyway. I mean when was the last time there was any April Fools’ based programming on a network? 

Awesome. People with cable, go watch it for me, won’t you? Hope it’s available for download at some point!

Progressive rock songs are actually fairy tales in disguise.

lolmythesis:

English, Universität Potsdam

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

(Source: d-sneyprincess)

Monday, March 10, 2014
karenhealey:

kakapokitty:

jennytrout:

hellotailor:

genesis-project-director:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

The picture just clinches it

can’t stop laughing

Oh my god male novelists are so fucking pretentious.

Bad sex award is hilarious. Bad authors just hate being called on their egomaniac rubbish.

HE’S SO MAD.

karenhealey:

kakapokitty:

jennytrout:

hellotailor:

genesis-project-director:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

The picture just clinches it

can’t stop laughing

Oh my god male novelists are so fucking pretentious.

Bad sex award is hilarious. Bad authors just hate being called on their egomaniac rubbish.


HE’S SO MAD.

Sunday, March 9, 2014
verticalfood:

Chocolate Nutella Cheesecake Cake

I think my pancreas just fell out of my ass.

verticalfood:

Chocolate Nutella Cheesecake Cake

I think my pancreas just fell out of my ass.

Things I shouldn’t say on Facebook, Part 12568

The problem isn’t an app that allows you to post anonymous bullshit.

The problem isn’t the increasing use of tablets and smartphones that use these apps.

The problem is that humans have the dual need to constantly improve and innovate and also to be horrible shitheads to one another.

But, yeah, the answer is totally as simple as not giving your kid a smartphone.