Sunday, September 21, 2014

gingerblivet:

thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

More reasons to go live in Iceland.

unlockaflockofwords:

kirstyintheskywithbutter:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 


Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Reblogging for the commentary.

Dear straight boys: when an asexual has to explain the nuances of arousal and desire, you KNOW you are a truly terrible fuck, and your partners have faked their orgasms.

Reblogging entirely for commentary.

unlockaflockofwords:

kirstyintheskywithbutter:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

Reblogging for the commentary.

Dear straight boys: when an asexual has to explain the nuances of arousal and desire, you KNOW you are a truly terrible fuck, and your partners have faked their orgasms.

Reblogging entirely for commentary.

(Source: biencorrect)

courfiusette:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

nerdymouse:

troyeisnotontyler:

alyzu:

ongakuken95:

praisepopculture:

avatardedpotterhead:

dustinmathisen:

thedstrider:

thinmedic22:

Claire’s is a hair and accessory boutique for little girls. Apparently they are now selling these “real looking scars”. This is fucked up.

alright guys we all flipped a shit over Anna Rexiathis is literally a children to teen store convincing people scars are “cool and hip” and self harm and depression are trendsthis is bull shit and we need to stop it



ARE. YOU. SHITTING. ME.

i DON’T even know what to say about this.

Beg your pardon?!What the fuck?!

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

In what way did they think that this was a good idea? Like I wonder what other horrible ideas they went through before deciding to go with this one? 

Everyone: chill the fuck out.I know outage is a lot of fun, but take a look at this before you repost.  It’s clearly a fake product. Whoever photoshopped this together couldn’t even be assed to even make it look like they taken a picture of a product in a store, and it’s ridiculously shitty quality for a screengrab.  It has all the trappings of a half-assed entry in a photoshop contest, including exceptionally terrible copy editing (“on you arm,” haphazard capitalisation), and an attempt to make a joke at the expense of teenage girls (which, guys, fish in a barrel).Then task ha into consideration that, with a minimum amount of Googling, you can find a post on the Claire’s Facebook page denying that it is  product of theirs…in 2012.This image has been going around for two years and nobody can find any actual evidence that this is or ever was a product of Claire’s.This blog goes through various other reasons why this is a crappy photoshop (including using an outdated logo): http://wafflesatnoon.com/is-claires-selling-emo-scars/Seriously, guys. Calm down.

nerdymouse:

troyeisnotontyler:

alyzu:

ongakuken95:

praisepopculture:

avatardedpotterhead:

dustinmathisen:

thedstrider:

thinmedic22:

Claire’s is a hair and accessory boutique for little girls. Apparently they are now selling these “real looking scars”. This is fucked up.

alright guys we all flipped a shit over Anna Rexia
this is literally a children to teen store convincing people scars are “cool and hip” and self harm and depression are trends
this is bull shit and we need to stop it

ARE. YOU. SHITTING. ME.

i DON’T even know what to say about this.

Beg your pardon?!
What the fuck?!

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

In what way did they think that this was a good idea? Like I wonder what other horrible ideas they went through before deciding to go with this one? 

Everyone: chill the fuck out.

I know outage is a lot of fun, but take a look at this before you repost. It’s clearly a fake product. Whoever photoshopped this together couldn’t even be assed to even make it look like they taken a picture of a product in a store, and it’s ridiculously shitty quality for a screengrab. It has all the trappings of a half-assed entry in a photoshop contest, including exceptionally terrible copy editing (“on you arm,” haphazard capitalisation), and an attempt to make a joke at the expense of teenage girls (which, guys, fish in a barrel).

Then task ha into consideration that, with a minimum amount of Googling, you can find a post on the Claire’s Facebook page denying that it is product of theirs…in 2012.

This image has been going around for two years and nobody can find any actual evidence that this is or ever was a product of Claire’s.

This blog goes through various other reasons why this is a crappy photoshop (including using an outdated logo): http://wafflesatnoon.com/is-claires-selling-emo-scars/

Seriously, guys. Calm down.

(Source: thinmedic91)

sssolid:

ssjdebusk:

ketchuppee:

youbeautifulfuckingcreature:

solanosjelly:

Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Belatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Belatrix

ACTING 

No but her acting was so good in this scene that I had to pause and zoom in on her face to make sure it wasn’t actually Emma in makeup, and even then I wasn’t totally convinced.

Emma acted out the scene first, and then Helena Bonham Carter mimicked what she did. so it was Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Emma Watson pretending to be Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Bellatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix.

ACTING

my head hurts

CLASSICAL! TRAINING! /Calculon

(Source: lordharrypotter)

Writers don’t write from experience, though many are resistant to admit that they don’t. I want to be clear about this. If you wrote from experience, you’d get maybe one book, maybe three poems. Writers write from empathy. Nikki Giovanni (via word-spinning)

(Source: amandaonwriting)

Thursday, September 11, 2014

lagio:

silverletomi:

I wonder how long we’ll stay friends on Facebook.

I literally just deleted someone for sharing that picture! Was a coincidence

Thursday, August 28, 2014
greybanshee:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*


I can’t believe this. Beca & Ben need to see this.

HOW WAS MY COLLEGE THEATER GROUP’S VERSION OF THIS **LESS** OBSCENE HOW

greybanshee:

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

I can’t believe this. Beca & Ben need to see this.

HOW WAS MY COLLEGE THEATER GROUP’S VERSION OF THIS **LESS** OBSCENE HOW

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

George R.R. Martin taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!

"What is dead may never die—"

Ha!

(Source: watcherswall)